Tappet Cover Racing

The annual tappet cover race competition was fierce, the track was rough, and the stakes were sky-high. But I had a secret weapon: a trusty can of WD40.
Before the race began, while others were fussing over glitter paint and novelty spoilers, I got down to business. I flipped my tappet cover over, gave the axles a generous spray of WD40, and let that liquid magic work its way into every crevice. The wheels spun like a dream, silent, slick, and ready to fly. Spectators gasped. Rivals stared in disbelief. At the finish line, it wasn’t even close. I didn’t just win the race. I dominated it! Thanks WD40!